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THIS IS A CHEESY SCIENCE JOKE. And I love it.
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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are racing in a sports car down a highway. A cop pulls them over for speeding and says, “Do you have any idea how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “No, but I can tell you exactly where I was.”
The cop, thinking this sounds suspicious and warrants a search of the car, discovers a dead cat. He says, “Did you realize that you have a dead cat in...
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Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is...
– Edgar Allan Poe (via submissivelove)
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May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...
– Neil Gaiman (via tanzzdreamer)